May 2011
80 posts
When someones voice totally doesn't match their appearance
PEOPLE SAY THIS ABOUT ME EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Aston Martin Music
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Warrior - Lil Wayne featuring Drake, Jay-Z & G Warrior
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Start it up
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E.T. Katy Perry ft Kanye West
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Celebration - Tank ft. Drake
How hot is it?
It’s hotter than a nun’s crotch in a cucumber patch outside.
Dare To Be B l a c k: Some thing that happened to my Grandma and Mom →
daretobeblack.tumblr.com
Time: Mid July 1973
Place: Portsmouth, Virginia Green Meadows Apartment Complex.
Mary Mackintosh was always thought of as the pretty girl where ever she went. She entered beauty pageants as a teenager and won many of them. She was a fair skin black girl or some may call it “red bone”…
Wow. That was so deep. So sad.
Reblog if you're 25 or older. I want to find the rest of my elderly homies on Tumblr.
Damn I’m old! …32!
27
Welp! 38
inorite? Tumblr makes me feel so ancient. /o\
29 next month! Or, as my mother puts it, “Almost thirty and still single.”
29 years old
Just turned 35.
25? That’s cute. I have a pair of jeans that are 21. Damn, they just missed the cut.
I have a 17 year-old daughter.
26…soon to be 27
25 in September
Q: What do a dildo and soybeans have in common?
A: They’re both used as a meat substitute.
“Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.” —Mike, Owner of BBT…I’m sure he stole it from someone else too! LOL
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.” —Mike, Owner of BBT…I’m sure he stole it from someone else too! LOL